special_kc3 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Mickey Goldmill (Rocky I-III) An athletic trainer helps athletes get ready to compete in their chosen sport. In Mickey Goldmill's case, this includes motivating Rocky by telling him things like: "You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder!" That's certainly inspiring.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Nancy Bellicec (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) Spa therapy ranges from doing facials and massages, to... waxing. He, he. The life of this spa therapist is pretty soothing, unless of course her patients' bodies have been snatched. Sometimes it gets a little noisy though, hence the pose.