Abner622 is looking for a career that will allow her to have power. She doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. She enjoys Science and Math, and is good at managing people.
Ishmael Boorg (Kingpin) Farmers: They grow stuff or raise animals, so everyone can eat. Ishmael, the wholesome Amish boy has quite a bowling arm for a farmer.
Jeanie Boulet (ER) A medical assistant assists a doctor when (s)he needs it. They are an indispensable part of any hospital. Jeanie is always trying to bite off more than she can chew, sometimes with hilarious consequences, sometimes with tragic ones.
Brian Flanagan (Cocktail) Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.
Smokey Bear (Smokey Bear Commercials) Forest workers make sure we don't die from lack of oxygen for a lack of trees. Smokey the Bear spends his time warning against fires, but I think it is because he lives in the woods, and if you burn them down, he's deadzo.
Chewbacca (Star Wars: The Original Trilogy) An aircraft mechanic does exactly what his title says. When asked for a comment on his profession, Chewbacca responded, "Raahrcoarcrawwao, aooooo," which I think is Wookie-speak for "Leave me alone, before I beat you with my wrench."