collegebound is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values social relevance. He enjoys Arts and Science, and is good at helping people.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Miss Baggoli (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) People don't just intrinsically know how to act or do stagecraft. This the job of the drama teacher. It isn't easy acting up with kids all day, but Baggoli loves it way too much.
Honey (House M.D.) Some people have heart problems and high blood pressure: they need dieticians; others have diabetes: they, too, need dieticians; some are just ridiculously fat: they need dieticians. The bummer of being a dietician is that you have to work closely with pig-headed doctors whom you likely hate.
Rika Nishina (Ju-on: The Grudge) Social workers help clients with anything from housing to personal and domestic problems. But Rika is well beyond bed-ridden patients and alcoholics. Fighting ghosts with a Grudge is her reluctant specialty.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?