fresh2death9 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values freedom. He enjoys Math and Writing, and is good at sales.
Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) Businesses need managers: without a boss breathing down your neck you would never do any work at all, you'd just sit there, or stay home and show up on Friday for your paycheck. Lumbergh is the perfect example of how even the most unpleasant of people can get the respect of a whole corporation by simply having a good job.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
RoboCop (RoboCop) Police officers are both loved and hated for upholding justice, and not just by criminals, but by the law abiding public as well. If I were a cop, I'd want to be like Robocop, except for the part where you have to get shot for like six straight minutes.
Tony Montana (Scarface) Entrepreneurs start businesses, any kind of businesses. Though he was a nickel-and-dime drug dealer once, Tony Montana now deals in massive quantities.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.