kelleriscool is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't mind to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Math and Arts, and is good at being creative.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Swedish Chef (The Muppet Show) Pastry chefs bake pastries: tortes and danishes and so forth. The greatest pastry chef of all time is, of course, the one and only illustrious Swedish Chef. Like Samson's hair, it's his "hurdy-gurdy-goo"s that give him his awesome power.
Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) Businesses need managers: without a boss breathing down your neck you would never do any work at all, you'd just sit there, or stay home and show up on Friday for your paycheck. Lumbergh is the perfect example of how even the most unpleasant of people can get the respect of a whole corporation by simply having a good job.
Brian Kelly (Something New) Landscapers use their vision and muscle to make a neglected piece of earth look like paradise. Brian Kelly gets a lot of attention from the ladies, working in the yard and showing off his skills with a bush.
Brian Flanagan (Cocktail) Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.