haichirokufever is looking for a career that will allow him to have money. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
John Quincy Archibald (John Q) Healthcare administrators make sure the hospitals they work for run smoothly. John Q. Archibald has a dying son and no insurance, and he quickly finds that an alternative qualification to being an administrator is owning a gun.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
David Basner (Nothing in Common) You are the ideal advertising executive with quick wit, creativity, and a hand in current trends- it's smooth sailing for you. Life is like a box of chocolates and you are going to eat every one.
Cruise Director Julie McCoy (The Love Boat) If the booze should ever run out on a ship, mutiny would be inevitable. Hence the presence of the cruise director. Julie McCoy was the cruise director of the worst cruise line imaginable, the Love Boat, and I blame the overall crappiness of that show on her.