Blacklax is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Matt Groening (The Simpsons) Animators are paid to bring drawings and/or 3-D models to life for a living. Warped by his success with the Simpsons, Matt Groening now exists only as one of the iconic characters on his show.
Smokey Bear (Smokey Bear Commercials) Forest workers make sure we don't die from lack of oxygen for a lack of trees. Smokey the Bear spends his time warning against fires, but I think it is because he lives in the woods, and if you burn them down, he's deadzo.
Jody (Seinfeld) A message therapist relieves the tension that people accumulate in their muscles. If there is one thing you can learn from Jody, it is to give a massage to your significant other lest your relationship should crumble.
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones Series) Archaeologists study artifacts of past civilizations in order to better understand their cultures and societies. While some do this from the comforts of their cushy desks, Indy takes a more hands-on approach by whipping Nazis, raiding dangerous tombs and running from giant boulders.
Jesus (South Park) Carpenters build homes mostly, but some even specialize in other things such as furniture, cabinets, tables, etc. Have you ever wondered what Jesus built? Crucifixes need to be built: It's possible that Jesus was commissioned by Pontius Pilate to construct the very cross he was nailed to.