mooseman976 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at being creative.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Dr. Finn Dandridge (Grey's Anatomy) Veterinarians cure sick or injured animals. Dr. Finn Dandridge lived out in a cabin and still got a beautiful girl. Do you think it was because his outdoorsy mentality was charming? No, it was because he was a vet and girls like cute animals.
Veronica Corningstone (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy) Broadcasters are very often the most annoying people on television, the friendship between them is obviously false, and their jokes always seem to fall flat. Veronica Corningstone is an exception, perhaps because of her fictional nature.