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DatGuyOnDaCouch is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
My Role In Life
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Chef (South Park)Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
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Cruise Director Julie McCoy (The Love Boat)If the booze should ever run out on a ship, mutiny would be inevitable. Hence the presence of the cruise director. Julie McCoy was the cruise director of the worst cruise line imaginable, the Love Boat, and I blame the overall crappiness of that show on her.
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Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor)Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
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Brian Kelly (Something New)Landscapers use their vision and muscle to make a neglected piece of earth look like paradise. Brian Kelly gets a lot of attention from the ladies, working in the yard and showing off his skills with a bush.
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Nick Marshall (What Women Want)You are very charismatic and that is why this job is for you. You get to wine and dine clients while you try to sell them on ad campaigns. Just don't fall in love with your boss while you are trying to steal her job.
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Wayne Hills High / Wayne, New JerseyHigh School Student (USA)
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