snartiff is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Fire Marshall Bill (In Living Color) If you have never said, "Oh, there were people in there, well they should have gotten out," then you may want to look into firefighting. Fire Marshal Bill teaches about fire safety rules and the dangers of ignoring them.
Dr. Tony Gates (ER) Paramedics drive ambulences and perform medical work in the ambulences and on the scenes of accidents. Tony Gates was a pretty boy paramedic who screwed up all the time because he was busy flirting instead of working... bum.
Mickey Goldmill (Rocky I-III) An athletic trainer helps athletes get ready to compete in their chosen sport. In Mickey Goldmill's case, this includes motivating Rocky by telling him things like: "You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder!" That's certainly inspiring.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (McHale's Navy) Military officers hold the lives of soldiers in their strong will and good judgment. McHale is the top and foremost naval officer, a brilliant man full of integrity and an unbounded knowledge of military strategy... oh wait, he's not.
Jeffrey "The Big" Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) Philanthropy is all about giving it away, passing it on, finding something worthwhile and funding it. The Big Lebowski may not abide like the dude, but he has heart enough to pay a ransom for Bunny.