yazthespaz1 is looking for a career that will allow her to have power. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop) You teach the malleable minds of the world to think, explore, and work to their maximum potential. You can also teach them anatomy, like what the difference between girls and boys is.
Charlotte Cobb (Orange County) Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.
Rika Nishina (Ju-on: The Grudge) Social workers help clients with anything from housing to personal and domestic problems. But Rika is well beyond bed-ridden patients and alcoholics. Fighting ghosts with a Grudge is her reluctant specialty.
Larry Finkelstein (Dharma & Greg) Homeopathics is the world of alternative remedies usually drawing oriental medicine. Larry is the off-kilter, possibly mad, homeopath from Dharma and Greg.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?