KooLsidez is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Jean Noble (Novocaine) Scraping plaque, telling you to spit, listening to soft rock, these are the calling cards of the dental hygienist. Jean has a job because she married the dentist she works for, and because she can look the other way while he steals painkillers and kills people.
Dr. Tony Gates (ER) Paramedics drive ambulences and perform medical work in the ambulences and on the scenes of accidents. Tony Gates was a pretty boy paramedic who screwed up all the time because he was busy flirting instead of working... bum.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?
Alan Harper (Two and a Half Men) Chiropractors are doctors that treat back injuries and other back-related ailments. However, they are often considered quacks that do nothing. After all, Alan Harper, a frontier chiropractor, has nothing better to do all day than deal with Charlie Sheen's comedic antics.
Prof. Emily Appleton (National Treasure: Book of Secrets) Translators capture the nuance and grammar of one language and put it into another. Emily the polyglot plugs them into her noggin and goes wild. Steer her clear of your dictionaries.