sottysam is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at taking risks.
Mickey Goldmill (Rocky I-III) An athletic trainer helps athletes get ready to compete in their chosen sport. In Mickey Goldmill's case, this includes motivating Rocky by telling him things like: "You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder!" That's certainly inspiring.
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones Series) Archaeologists study artifacts of past civilizations in order to better understand their cultures and societies. While some do this from the comforts of their cushy desks, Indy takes a more hands-on approach by whipping Nazis, raiding dangerous tombs and running from giant boulders.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Fire Marshall Bill (In Living Color) If you have never said, "Oh, there were people in there, well they should have gotten out," then you may want to look into firefighting. Fire Marshal Bill teaches about fire safety rules and the dangers of ignoring them.
Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing) Choreographers are the "Lords of the Dance" creating and teaching new dance routines to other performers. Be weary of choreographers like Johnny Castle, though, or you'll be swept off your feet by their mesmerizing body movements.