petricakes is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Ishmael Boorg (Kingpin) Farmers: They grow stuff or raise animals, so everyone can eat. Ishmael, the wholesome Amish boy has quite a bowling arm for a farmer.
Mickey Goldmill (Rocky I-III) An athletic trainer helps athletes get ready to compete in their chosen sport. In Mickey Goldmill's case, this includes motivating Rocky by telling him things like: "You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder!" That's certainly inspiring.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Prof. Emily Appleton (National Treasure: Book of Secrets) Translators capture the nuance and grammar of one language and put it into another. Emily the polyglot plugs them into her noggin and goes wild. Steer her clear of your dictionaries.
Mr. Mackey (South Park) A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?