abogdash is looking for a career that will allow her to have sex appeal. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Cruise Director Julie McCoy (The Love Boat) If the booze should ever run out on a ship, mutiny would be inevitable. Hence the presence of the cruise director. Julie McCoy was the cruise director of the worst cruise line imaginable, the Love Boat, and I blame the overall crappiness of that show on her.
Jack Torrance (The Shining) There's a thousand problems that could come up in a hotel, and the hotel manager must prevent or fix them. Unfortunately for Jack, his hotel has a problem with ghosts, and the only way to fix the problem is to murder his family with an axe. Oh well, when duty calls...
Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor) Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
Ishmael Boorg (Kingpin) Farmers: They grow stuff or raise animals, so everyone can eat. Ishmael, the wholesome Amish boy has quite a bowling arm for a farmer.
Mr. Larson (Happy Gilmore) The job of a construction manager is to keep a construction project on task and to make bids on new jobs. Some though, like Mr. Larson, swindle homeowners by the thousands.