xXx_wee_Haylz_xXx is looking for a career that will allow her to have money. She doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. She enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at helping people.
Ishmael Boorg (Kingpin) Farmers: They grow stuff or raise animals, so everyone can eat. Ishmael, the wholesome Amish boy has quite a bowling arm for a farmer.
Jackie Moon (Semi-Pro) Professional athlete is for those with talent, drive, and... talent. Look at Jackie Moon, he's not even good enough and he still went for it. It worked out well, too.
Mario Mario (Super Mario Bros.) Plumbers fix sewage systems: It is by far the most necessary job in the world. The most famous plumber is, of course, Mario Mario (much to the chagrin of Luigi) who battles goombas in the sewers and... other things, too.
Rabbi Tuckman (The Adventures of Robin Hood) Step one: Become Jewish; you will find being Catholic or Muslim will be a great hurdle in your path to becoming Rabbinical. If you're already Jewish, your halfway there. Rabbi Tuckman was a Rabbi way back when, and not only did he preach the faith, he also shipped Manischewitz.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!