General79 is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Brian Kelly (Something New) Landscapers use their vision and muscle to make a neglected piece of earth look like paradise. Brian Kelly gets a lot of attention from the ladies, working in the yard and showing off his skills with a bush.
Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing) Choreographers are the "Lords of the Dance" creating and teaching new dance routines to other performers. Be weary of choreographers like Johnny Castle, though, or you'll be swept off your feet by their mesmerizing body movements.
Mr. Larson (Happy Gilmore) The job of a construction manager is to keep a construction project on task and to make bids on new jobs. Some though, like Mr. Larson, swindle homeowners by the thousands.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy) It might take you a little while to get your sea legs, but if you are a hard worker who likes to travel then you have found your calling. Many adventures await you as a sailor, and many bottles of rum. YO HO!!