salomonskies is looking for a career that will allow him to have sex appeal. He doesn't want to work hard, and values continued learning. He enjoys Arts and Writing, and is good at managing people.
Chef (South Park) Cooks are great! They make the food that you can't make yourself. Chef proves you can be a sexy cook, and that you can say terrible, terrible things to children without repercussions.
Lucille (Sin City) Probation and parole officers look after people on probation or parole. In Sin City, Lucille is Marv's parole officer and friend (this doesn't happen often, I assure you), and everything goes swimmingly until some crazy guy eats her hand and she gets shot... bummer.
Miss Baggoli (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) People don't just intrinsically know how to act or do stagecraft. This the job of the drama teacher. It isn't easy acting up with kids all day, but Baggoli loves it way too much.
Jack Lucas (The Fisher King) DJs play music, conduct interviews, and sometimes just ramble over the radio. Jack Lucas is an out of work shock-jock who prefers the company of bums to looking for a job.
Peter Parker (Spider-Man) Photography ranges from artistic photography to fashion, wedding, and beyond. All Peter ever takes pictures of is Spiderman, and that might be impressive if he weren't Spiderman, but he is.