Bartender Ratings

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Money

Stuck living with your parents

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Most people fantasize about you

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Very relaxed

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns many

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

You're limited to your City

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

You were qualified at birth

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

You�re no stranger to the gym

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

Some people consider your offers

buyer

seller

Helping People

Apathetic towards others

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Always need a good idea

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Bartender: Brian Flanagan (Cocktail)
Bartenders fulfill the greatest need in our society: getting and keeping us drunk. Screw bartending school, go to clown college and become an expert juggler like Brian, then you'll rake in the big tips.

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