Money
You'll be very comfortable
Power
Enough to throw around
Prestige
Everyone is Jealous of You!
Sex Appeal
Oh, they definitely notice you!
Flexible Hours
You have some wiggle room
Social Relevance
You’re still irrelevant to the world
Flexible Work Location
Limited to your State
chained to desk
work in boxers
Continued Learning
No more than College necessary
Math
Understand HS-level Algebra
Science
Knowing Science exists is enough
Paris Hilton
Albert Einstein
Arts
Stick Figure Artistry Necessary
Writing
Enough for a College newspaper!
Physical Labor
Can you lift an infant with ease?
featherweight
heavyweight
Managing People
Time to run for State Senator
Sales
People buy things from you in bulk
Helping People
You avoid others whenever possible
Taking Risks
Don't be attached to your limbs
Being Creative
Must realize that there is no box
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Business Manager: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space)Businesses need managers: without a boss breathing down your neck you would never do any work at all, you'd just sit there, or stay home and show up on Friday for your paycheck. Lumbergh is the perfect example of how even the most unpleasant of people can get the respect of a whole corporation by simply having a good job.
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