Career Counselor Ratings

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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Almost enough to throw around

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

About as flexible as a steel pipe

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns many

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Escape is your only option!

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than College necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

U're a Creative writer extraordinaire!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

Willing to join the Peace Corps

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Career Counselor: Matt Foley (Saturday Night Live)
Motivate kids to do something with their life, point them in a good direction, that's what career counselors do. Matt Foley's hard-luck story has probably driven more kids to college than all the actual career counselors in the world have... I remember mine being worthless.

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