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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

About as flexible as a steel pipe

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns the masses!

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Escape is your only option!

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

Start working on that Masters!

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

You can teach High School Science!

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a College newspaper!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

No muscles necessary, weakling!

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

The next Mother Theresa

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

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College Counselor: Charlotte Cobb (Orange County)
Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.

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