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Money

You'll be very comfortable

rags

riches

Power

Almost enough to throw around

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Everyone is Jealous of You!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Oh, they definitely notice you!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

About as flexible as a steel pipe

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns the masses!

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Escape is your only option!

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

Time to consider a Ph.D!

unnecessary

necessary

Math

Become a Master of Calculus!

none

mathmatician

Science

Well, it�s not rocket science� yet

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Be Capable of Fine Art

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Write your first novel already!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

More of a buyer than a seller

buyer

seller

Helping People

You give money to the homeless

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Occasionally need a good idea

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

College Professor: Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor)
Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.

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