Cruise Director Ratings

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Money

You'll be comfortable

rags

riches

Power

Almost enough to throw around

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Good enough but still just a hobby!

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

You�re no stranger to the gym

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Time to run for State Senator

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

You give money to the homeless

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Always need a good idea

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Cruise Director: Cruise Director Julie McCoy (The Love Boat)
If the booze should ever run out on a ship, mutiny would be inevitable. Hence the presence of the cruise director. Julie McCoy was the cruise director of the worst cruise line imaginable, the Love Boat, and I blame the overall crappiness of that show on her.

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