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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Most people fantasize about you

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns a few

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

U R the Marco Polo of the Job World

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Need to be a Comic book Artist

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a HS newspaper

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

All about me, myself and I

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Always need a good idea

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

DJ: Jack Lucas (The Fisher King)
DJs play music, conduct interviews, and sometimes just ramble over the radio. Jack Lucas is an out of work shock-jock who prefers the company of bums to looking for a job.

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