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Money

You'll be comfortable

rags

riches

Power

Almost enough to throw around

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

You finally have weekends off!

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Social Worker Extraordinaire

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a College newspaper!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

No muscles necessary, weakling!

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can be the CEO of a large company!

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

You give money to the homeless

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

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