Groundskeeper Ratings

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Money

Stuck living with your parents

rags

riches

Power

None: you will be abused!

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Fast Food Workers have more

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Still a Virgin, huh?

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your country!

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift a car over your head?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Efficient at Personal Management!

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

You avoid others whenever possible

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Groundskeeper: Groundskeeper Willie (The Simpsons)
Mowing lawns, raking leaves, trimming branches: this is what groundskeepers do. Willie, though offensive and a drunkard, manages to do his job adequately.

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