Lobbyist Ratings

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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Some of your friends are Jealous

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You're a man of the People

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can be the CEO of a large company!

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

Apathetic towards others

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Lobbyist: Nick Naylor (Thank You for Smoking)
The job of the lobbyist is to convince officials that you are right and that they are wrong, and that if they don't change their stance, their career is over. Thanks to Nick Naylor spreading the good news of tobacco, we still have cigarettes.

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