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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Who cares about power, anyway?

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Oh, they definitely notice you!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

You have some wiggle room

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

U R the Marco Polo of the Job World

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

You�re no stranger to the gym

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Efficient at Personal Management!

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

Volunteer at a soup kitchen

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Massage Therapist: Jody (Seinfeld)
A message therapist relieves the tension that people accumulate in their muscles. If there is one thing you can learn from Jody, it is to give a massage to your significant other lest your relationship should crumble.

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