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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Who cares about power, anyway?

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Oh, they definitely notice you!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

You have some wiggle room

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You’re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

U R the Marco Polo of the Job World

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

You’re no stranger to the gym

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Efficient at Personal Management!

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

Volunteer at a soup kitchen

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

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Massage Therapist: Jody (Seinfeld)
A message therapist relieves the tension that people accumulate in their muscles. If there is one thing you can learn from Jody, it is to give a massage to your significant other lest your relationship should crumble.

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