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Money

Megabucks!

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Some of your friends are Jealous

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

You finally have weekends off!

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns many

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

You're limited to your City

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than College necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

Understand Basic Arithmetic

none

mathmatician

Science

You can teach High School Science!

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a College newspaper!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

No muscles necessary, weakling!

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

Willing to join the Peace Corps

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Mental Health: Dr. Brodsky (A Clockwork Orange)
When a person suffers trauma, or is a general nutter, they're sent to a counseling psychologist for help. Dr. Brodsky takes a different approach than the "lay on the couch" kind, and straps poor Alex to a chair, filling him with drugs and forcing him to watch unspeakable horrors.

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