Oceanographer Ratings

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Money

Megabucks!

rags

riches

Power

Who cares about power, anyway?

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Everyone is Jealous of You!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

About as flexible as a steel pipe

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

Start working on that Masters!

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Bona fide Rocket Scientist!

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

It's OK if you failed arts & crafts

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Efficient at Personal Management!

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

You avoid others whenever possible

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Oceanographer: Steve Zissou (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
An oceanographer studies everything about the ocean, from life to currents to black smokers, tides... everything. Steve Zissou was once a good and famous, oceanographer until he went totally bonkers and started the greatest shark hunt on record (outside of Japan).

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