Plumber Ratings

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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

None: you will be abused!

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Don't tell anyone where you work!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You're a Eunuch. My Condolences

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Get those Frequent Flyer Miles!

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

Understand Basic Arithmetic

none

mathmatician

Science

Know enough to teach Earth Science

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

It's OK if you failed arts & crafts

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Only bodybuilders need apply

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a couple of people

follower

leader

Sales

People still avoid your calls

buyer

seller

Helping People

You give money to the homeless

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

No Creativity Necessary

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Plumber: Mario Mario (Super Mario Bros.)
Plumbers fix sewage systems: It is by far the most necessary job in the world. The most famous plumber is, of course, Mario Mario (much to the chagrin of Luigi) who battles goombas in the sewers and... other things, too.

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