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Money

Can I swim in your Money Bin?

rags

riches

Power

Almost enough to throw around

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Celebrities want your autograph!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Porn Star!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Social Irrelevance would be a plus

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

You were qualified at birth

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

U don't even need to spell Science

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

It's OK if you failed arts & crafts

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift a car over your head?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a couple of people

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

All about me, myself and I

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

You will be injured

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

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Professional Athlete: Jackie Moon (Semi-Pro)
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