Rabbi Ratings

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Money

You'll be very comfortable

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Some of your friends are Jealous

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You're a Eunuch. My Condolences

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a College newspaper!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

Volunteer at a soup kitchen

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Rabbi: Rabbi Tuckman (The Adventures of Robin Hood)
Step one: Become Jewish; you will find being Catholic or Muslim will be a great hurdle in your path to becoming Rabbinical. If you're already Jewish, your halfway there. Rabbi Tuckman was a Rabbi way back when, and not only did he preach the faith, he also shipped Manischewitz.

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