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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Expect Lots of Lonely Nights

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

U don't even need to spell Science

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

It's OK if you failed arts & crafts

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a College newspaper!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

No muscles necessary, weakling!

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

You give money to the homeless

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

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