School Counselor Ratings

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Money

No more than you need

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns many

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

You're limited to your City

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than College necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

You can teach High School Science!

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a College newspaper!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

More of a buyer than a seller

buyer

seller

Helping People

Staunch Philanthropist

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

School Counselor: Mr. Mackey (South Park)
A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?

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