Speech Pathologist Ratings

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Money

You'll be comfortable

rags

riches

Power

Who cares about power, anyway?

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Some of your friends are Jealous

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

Still a Virgin, huh?

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

You�re still irrelevant to the world

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Enough for a College newspaper!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

Can you lift an infant with ease?

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a couple of people

follower

leader

Sales

Efficient at using eBay, at least

buyer

seller

Helping People

Willing to join the Peace Corps

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Paper cuts are your worst fears

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Speech Pathologist: Professor Henry Higgins (My Fair Lady)
To swallow or not to swallow? Many young women have contemplated this question, but none have discussed it more passionately than speech pathologists. Henry Higgins exemplifies his oral fixation by forcing his poor, young pupil Eliza Doolittle to practice her speech with a mouthful of marbles.

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