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Money

Can I swim in your Money Bin?

rags

riches

Power

Less than many, more than some

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Most of your friends are Jealous

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

People are starting to notice you

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

Consider it a normal 9-to-5

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Your work concerns many

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

Understand HS-level Algebra

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

Arts

Stick Figure Artistry Necessary

playschool

Picasso

Writing

Need a grasp of basic grammar!

getting cards

novels

Physical Labor

No muscles necessary, weakling!

featherweight

heavyweight

Managing People

Can manage a small business

follower

leader

Sales

People buy things from you in bulk

buyer

seller

Helping People

You avoid others whenever possible

loner

philanthropist

Taking Risks

Expect some pain

desk clerk

thrill-seeker

Being Creative

Devoid of creative thought? Ok

accountant

artist

Find Your Role...

Stockbroker: Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
This can be a very profitable profession if you are persuasive and aggressive. Bateman buys stocks and buys women. But he also cuts stocks and cuts women. In his spare time, this American Psycho enjoys fine dining and doodling.

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