Market Research Analyst: The Sexiest Job the Business World has to Offer

Introduction
Does doing math excite you? Are you titillated by identifying trends? Do statistics make your crotch tingle? Then get out there and become a market research analyst, the sexiest job that the business world has to offer. Conduct surveys on the internet, by phone or through the mail, or go door to door and give women your poll; then analyze the data and make recommendations to your employer about their product.

Job Function
I like it to be done in groups, I think it’s more fun that way for everyone involved, but everyone has their own thing. But you get all these strangers in a room, no one has ever seen each other before, and the anticipation rises. I give them all something to drink, and then…and then I ask them questions about it: “Do you like the taste?” “Is the can eye-catching?” “The bubbles don’t burn your tongue, do they?” Advertisement
Lifestyle
The work is hard and can keep you up to all hours of the night, slaving over a report to please your superior. Oh, but then you give it to him, you give it to him real good, and he explodes with a climactic roar of approval, ready to give you a little something at the end of the week.

Additional Information
As a market research analyst, I have found that sex sells.