Waiter: Are You Wearing Any Flair?

Introduction
If you are patient, and enjoy being on your feet...for a long time, this could work for you.

Job Function
Kids. Children are awful, but it might even be their parents that I hate more. I ask what the kid wants to eat: "Num-Nums," he shouts, unable to control the spit flying out of his wretched little maw. What are "num-nums" I wonder, looking at the parents, who have apparently taught this little brat this word which means nothing to me, but they offer no help, they just assume I know what num-nums are. It's enough to just make you want to shake them, and I don't mean a "snap out of your stupid revelry" kind of shake, but a full on, violent, you're going to have whiplash kind of shake. Advertisement
Lifestyle
If you work at a fancy place in a big city, you can do quite well. The hours range depending on the establishment and your needs. Many artists wait tables to support their other interests.

Additional Information
It seems like such an easy job: Take an order, give it to the cook, take the food to the customer. What could be easier? But is a challenging job. However, you do get a lot of cash, which is great if you don't have to declare it.