Flight Attendant: Buck Up Man and Do What You Want

Introduction
I know a lot of men out there who want to be flight attendants, but there is some kind of shameful stigma of it. Poppycock! As if because you are a waiter on a plain you are instantly a homosexual. Screw that, I love my job.

Job Function
The chief responsibility of a flight attendant is safety. Crash preparedness (as if I’m not going to panic with the rest of them, please) and all that jazz is priority number one (you know the emergency position, where you’re supposed to put your head between your knees and hold yourself into a ball with your arms? It won’t save your life, it isn’t even designed to, the point of it is just so that when you are torn into pieces, all of those pieces stay in relatively the same place, making the clean-up much easier). Keeping people hydrated and with a fluffed pillow, this is the part of the job I don’t like…I like the part where I get to berate the drunken, belligerent business man. Oh, the look on there faces as they are humiliated by a male flight attendant is priceless. Advertisement
Lifestyle
My life is fun since I got this job: I go all over the place, spend a night or two here and then a night there, checking out the clubs all over the world. If I had a wife, children, a dog, maybe I would have a problem with this constant travel, but I’m free as a bird. This job rules.

Additional Information
Mile high club member, twice, baby.