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Money

You'll be comfortable

rags

riches

Power

Almost enough to throw around

pushover

head-honcho

Prestige

Finally gaining some Respect!

nobody

idol

Sex Appeal

You might get lucky!

nun

porn star

Flexible Hours

You finally have weekends off!

strict

loose

Social Relevance

Social Worker Extraordinaire

irrelevant

Ghandi

Flexible Work Location

Limited to your State

chained to desk

work in boxers

Continued Learning

No more than HS necessary

unnecessary

necessary

Math

2 + 2 = 5? Close enough

none

mathmatician

Science

Knowing Science exists is enough

Paris Hilton

Albert Einstein

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Government: Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police)
Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.

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