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Finally gaining some Respect!

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Sex Appeal

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Math

Understand HS-level Algebra

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Typically a male dominated profession, female software engineers are revered for their brilliance and ability to deal with complicated codes and the idiots trying to use them. As Kate Libby puts it, "God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."

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