MTU - Michigan Tech: Zero girls, Zero fun, Zero reason to liveWell I chose this school only because it was the only place i could play football, and that is the ONLY reason. If you are considering going to MTU, and you have ever even SMELLED alcohol in your entire life, do NOT come here. I would only suggest coming here if you wanted to be like one of the idiots who call the weekends "halo days" and stay in their rooms and play Xbox until your retinas melt from your eyeballs, then you are JUST the person we are looking for.