Swarthmore College: You won't get it!If you are by any means normal, don't like reading, take showers pretty often, and your clothes actually match, chances are, Swarthmore College is not the place for you! Swarthmore costs about 40 thousand dollars a year, and the average student gets about 27 thousand in financial aid. It's amazing what people do for money! That's exactly why I am here. To look on the bright side, its near Philadelphia so you can escape when necessary.