University of Oregon: White ChocalateI chose the University of Oregon, because of the hot female asses and the hot teachers. Not to mention, that they are always willing to give "extra credit". Besides the bitches, the University of Oregon offers rain, meth heads, punks, and the beautiful sights of Eugene's shithole nieghbor Sprinfield. I would not miss it for the world. So if you want to be thrown into the millrace, or experience your football team win games in horrific fog, this is the school for you.