The Worst College In America

Introduction
If you are the type of person who would love to remain in high school, this is the college for you. Crappy cafeteria, absolutely no college atmosphere, and professors who don't give a crap make up this school.

Campus Life and Social Life
What are you doing right now? Laundry, maybe going to get a bite to eat in a few? No plans for drinking hopefully, because our campus is a dry campus. This means no alcohol at all, ever. Period. Not even in your $700 closet they call a dorm room. Advertisement
Academics
At this school scholastics are an afterthought. Since it's a public school, the professors have what's called tenure. This means some 90 year old senile man who teaches class only because he has no friends will be your chem teacher and the college can't fire him. So hopefully , if you plan to learn anything you like reading, because you'll be teaching yourself.

Student Body
The typical student is not the partying maniac you have come to think of by watching movies like Old School and Animal House (even the students in fraternities). Most of the students go to school and go home. There are no real happening places in the area so there's no place to meet. Even the dive bars (which should be awesome near a college) are filled with idiototic crazy people who flunked out of high school long ago. Don't plan to party if you come to CSUSB.

In Closing...
In closing I will say that even though the college has raised tuition by some absurd percentage since I started, it's still the cheapest 4 year school in the area. When I got here there was a student union, but they tore it down before they built a new one. So it's been 2 years of paying more for less. The blame is strictly on the administration who doesn't give a damn about the students. If you're looking for the cheapest route possible to a degree than this is your school. However, don't plan to learn very much, and keep in mind you get what you pay for.