Joke = Georgia Southern

Introduction
Ok, so... this school sucks. I had to go here because I graduated with a 2.3 and couldnt get into UGA. So, when I came here I knew it wasnt going to be the top of the line in academics but I wasnt expecting to have bowling as a class! Now, I wouldnt say that im smart but im not dumb as dirt, and this school made me feel like I was a genius.

Campus Life and Social Life
The biggest problem with this school, is that there are soooo many screw ups on campus, that its hard not to have them bring you down. There is almost always a party going on, and if there isnt a party, there will be a giant smoke out session at somebody's house, where all they do is smoke bud and play with each other. I like to have a good time, but damn! most of the people here are total F*Cking losers! Advertisement
Academics
Academics are a joke. I hear people complaining about how hard the classes are, and I cant help but pull down my pants and start pissing on them. Even if your failing the class with a 40% about 99% of classes offer enough extra credit to make you pass.

Student Body
retards, druggies, stoners, wastes of life, retards, etc. Not everyone, but most people.

In Closing...
If you screwed up in high school like me, thats O.K. dont worry about it. If I could start over again, I would have gone to a community college instead (saved some money) and just transferred over to UGA. If you go to Southern, watch out, there are STD's lurking in every corner. Also, im not going to lie, having so many idiots around you partying all the time, kinda makes you want to party all the time too. BEWARE OF THIS SCHOOL, IT IS FOR IDIOTS!!!

one upside: girls are easy, too easy