All Work and No Play

Introduction
This is a safety school, and that is what you get out of it. Every student here has some sort of financial package. Basically, they were all bought. It is not a name school, and you could get a better education elsewhere. You will get in, and you won't have to work hard, however you won't take away much.

Campus Life and Social Life
Sports? Barely. Clubs? Christian. Weekends? Quiet. Parties? Luckily, there are other schools nearby that have parties, because this school is a dead zone. Advertisement
Academics
The first few semesters, you will know more than your Professor. After that, you will be far enough behind that their incompetence will have engulfed you. The work is all menial, and you will learn most of what is truly useful on your own.

Student Body
There is a 4:1 guy/girl ratio. Those girls are bottom of the barrel girls, which doesn't imply that the guys are any better. Also, you will have your bible-thumpers all over the place.

In Closing...
If you come here, you are coming for the money. And you get what you pay for.