Zero girls, Zero fun, Zero reason to live

Introduction
Well I chose this school only because it was the only place i could play football, and that is the ONLY reason. If you are considering going to MTU, and you have ever even SMELLED alcohol in your entire life, do NOT come here. I would only suggest coming here if you wanted to be like one of the idiots who call the weekends "halo days" and stay in their rooms and play Xbox until your retinas melt from your eyeballs, then you are JUST the person we are looking for.

Campus Life and Social Life
The best campus life is when my teammates and I go out on the weekends, where the ratio is about 1:8 girls to guys, and thats no lie. The only girls that aren't 200+ pounds are the semi-attractive basketball and volleyball players, but tall girls freak me out. Luckily i have a girlfriend or i might be driven to suicide. Advertisement
Academics
Well, this is the worst part of all. When I signed to come here, everybody told me that business was the way to go, so I chose it as my major. To my displeasure the classes are still hard as hell, i have a 2.4 after my first semester and 9 of my fellow freshman teammates are below a 1.5. since its an engineering school, all of the asian immigrants think they can come here and teach a bunch of Americans all of this crazy ass math and science..but guess what Mr. LONG WANG.....NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!!!

Student Body
The typical student would either be a dorky ass computer science major who sits in their room and plays computer games or builds robots in the lounge or plays Dungeons and Dragons on the weekends for fun. On the other hand, a student could be a weird ass engineer from China, India, etc. I'm not racist but let's face it, these people are just plain weird.

In Closing...
DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF HALF WAY NORMAL!!!!